She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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