There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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