is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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