She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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