Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I understand Curling. That high.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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