yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
wow bdsm is so cute
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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