Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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