So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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