Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
