I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Dignity is for republicans.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
did you just send me my own nude
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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