Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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