We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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