im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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