fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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