I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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