I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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