I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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