do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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