You just made me feel so damn special
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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