they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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