So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
