you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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