I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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