I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
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