But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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