hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He better not be in your backpack
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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