Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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