I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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