This girl is more easily done than said...
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
