On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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