id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Of course I have a pirate flag
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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