do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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