I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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