She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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