waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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