Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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