My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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