Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
he puts the penis in happiness.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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