you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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