I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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