How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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