I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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