he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We had to coat check the pizza.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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