Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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