It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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