You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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