just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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