Don't you send me to vm
My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Dual....:-)
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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