You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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