She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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